im either annoying or annoyed like thats it
i wanna frolic around naked in a meadow full of daisies
YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES
“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
i wasnt going to post this bc i felt like it made me look fat but then i thought you know what i am fat but i am pretty and kind-hearted and caring and intelligent and one characteristic that i dont like about myself shouldnt make the other characteristics invalid and i look happy in this photo which i rarely look in photos so i am going to post it
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do